dua Q nahi mangi

V nay Namaz parh kar hath uthay aur dua mangay bagheir hi nichay kar liaye,

Husband: Ye kiya?

dua Q nahi mangi?

BV:

mangnay lagi thi k ALLAH apki tamam mushklen asan kar day... 

phir socha 

kahein mein hi na mar Jaon :-D

Beshak us se dosti kar lena

y dost agar tumhain

mujh se acha dost milay to..

Beshak us se dosti kar lena

Magar jab wo tumhain

 thukra day..

to

Hum tumhe wahin milen gey

ye kehne k liye

k

Hogayi besti. .??

Karli begairti. .??

Mil gya sakoon. .??

Pay gai thand. .??

Agya swaad. .??

Ho gai tasali. .??

kaha tha na ke

mujh jaisa dost nahi mil sake ga tumay!

chal aa ja ab cartoon

jesa moo na bana. ;

Hahahaha :/

Sukoon"*. Ho Tery .*"Dil-Mai"*. Es Tarha

.*"Sukoon"*.  Ho  Tery  .*"Dil-Mai"*. Es  Tarha...!!

.*"Phulon"*. Mai Hoti Hai .*"Khushbu"*. Jis Tarha...!!

.*"Khuda"*. Teri .*"Zindagi"*. Mai De Etni .*"Khushiyan"*....!!

.*"Dharti"*. Pe Hoti Hai .*"Baarish"*. Jis Tarha...!!!

  ...*"AAMEEN"*.......

   GOOD MORNING

Mery hissay ma tum ku nahi atay

Mery her qissay ma tm atay ho..

Jan..

Mery hissay ma tum ku nahi atay..

..

Gud night

Bohat Naalaiq Houn Main

Sach Kaha Tha mery ustad ney Bohat Naalaiq Houn Main ,,,,

      udass

Poori Raat Guzar jati ha tum Ko Yaad Karty Karty..

gud morning

Mareez K Checkup K Bad

Dr: Mareez K Checkup K Bad

Koi Purani Bemari Hy Jo ApKi Sehat

Or

Zehni Sukoon ko Tabah Kar Rahi Hy,

Mareez: Aahista Bolo Wo Bahir Hi Bethi Hai..

Main Ny Kaha K Piyar Mein

Main Ny Kaha K Piyar Mein Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta

Hon.....

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Wo KehNy Lagi Mery Abu Naal Kanak Vadaan Jaya Kar.....!!  

<('.')

  / /> Le Das Yar......Saady Apny 5 Killy Vadan Aaly Nein Haly......

Husband: Ye kiya

BV nay Namaz parh kar hath uthay aur dua mangay bagheir hi nichay kar liaye,

Husband: Ye kiya?

dua Q nahi mangi?

BV:

mangnay lagi thi k ALLAH apki tamam mushklen asan kar day... 

phir socha 

kahein mein hi na mar Jaon

So always be Happy

Ek Bahut Achi Baat zindgi Bhar Yaad Rakhna,

Aap Ka Khush Rehna,

Aap ka Bura Chahne Walo Ke Liye Sab se Bari Saza Hy..!

So always be Happy.!

PHOOL Bhi Le Gya

DOST Aya Tha Kabar Pe Diya Jlane K Liye,

GOR FRMAIYE

dost Aya Tha Kabar Pe Diya Jalane K Liye, 

Rakha Hua PHOOL Bhi Le Gya kamina Valentine day Manane K Liye

Line Marny K 3 Treeqy

Line Marny K

3 Treeqy

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1) Pencil Se

2) Pen Se

3) Maarker Se

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Think Positive,

aap ne kia samjha k ma love guru hun, 

Kuch Log Shreef B Hoty Hain Meri Tarah,

( '.')/

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_/ /_ Chotay meri tasbeeh kahan hai. ~H~

English me kya Kahein gay

Teacher:

Jis Aadmi K Dono Hath na hoon use English me kya Kahein gay..???

Pathan:

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HAND FREE..

Kuch deno Bad ye pal Bahut Yad Aayege

"Kuch deno Bad ye pal Bahut Yad Aayege, 

"Jab Hum Sab Dost Apni Apni Manzil Par Pahuch Jayenge . . . 

"Akele Jab Bhi Honge Sath Guzare Huye Lamhe Yad Aayege. . .

"Paise To shayad Bohot Honge Par Shayad Kharch Karne K Liye Lamhe Kam Parh Jayenge. . .

"Aaj zyada Msg Aane Par Gussa Karte Hen

"Kal Ek Ek Msg Ko Taras Jayenge

"Ek Cup Chai Yaad Dosto Ki Dilayegi,

"Yahi Sochte Sochte phir Se Aankhe Nam Ho Jayengi. . .

"Dil Khol Kar In Palo Ko Jee Lo Yaar0

"Zindagi Apna 'Itihaz' phir Nahi Dohrayegi. . .

(Miss you my all friends)

I love u all of u

Go0d nit frndz. . . . .

wazifa

(wazifa)

Agr Ap Chahty Hn K Ap ka Ghr Pak ho jae

Ghr Me Farishty Aen,

Ghr Me Brkat Ho,

Ghr Se Preshani Khtm hojae,

To?

Plz Ap Ghr Se Nikal Jyn. Shukriya abi ^_^

Sheikh K Batay Ka Accident Ho gaya

Sheikh K Batay Ka Accident Ho gaya... 

Doctor: Ap K Betay Ki 2no Tangain Kaatni Parain Gi.  

Sheikh Sar Pakar K Beth Gaya. . . 

Doctor: Hosla Rakhain Janab . . 

Sheikh: Kal E Beghairat Nu Nawi Jutti Le k Diti C..... 

O Wapis V Nai Honi.?

Doctor ne jawab de diya hai

Doctor: 

ap k shohar theek ho skte hain, 

agr ap inka *

 Khayaal rkhain * 

Tenshion na dain * 

Larai na karein * 

Aur inki khidmat karein..  

Shohar: 

kya kaha Doctor ne?  

Wife: kch nhe, 

Doctor ne jawab de diya hai.

2 lakh ka Qarza

1995 me 

1 Indian bank Ne 

Shahrukh Khan

 ko 2 lakh ka Qarza deny se inkar kia,

 2001 Me Shahrukh Khan ne us bank ko khareed liya.  

2004 me American 

bank ne Bill Gates ko Qarza deny se inkar kia,

 2009 me Bill Gates ne wo bank khareed lia.

  Aaj, 09- 06-14  ko "Zong,,  

walon ny muje advance deny sy inkar kia hai. 

    (.'')   

                             <))> Bs huun    /  /    

Wekhho ethay Hounda  ki Aa.......!

Panadol

1 murga dewar pe betha apne malik ko dekh raha tha..  

Malik b0ht bimaar tha..  

Malik ki wife uske side mein bethi aur kaha 

"aap ko buaht tez bukhaar hai, 

Main aap k liye murghay ki yakhni banati hoon"  

Murgha  ghabra kar bola: Krni ty tusi apni marzi a pr ek Vari 

panadol

 de k  Vekh lawo...

Girl to Girl

Girl to Girl. . 

Tum kitni khoob soorat or smart ho.  

2nd Girl: 

Thanx.  

Boy to Boy. 

tum kitne khoob soorat or smart ho.  

2nd Boy: =

Dy Deyo Fer Pen Da Rishta.

Pathan: apni biwi se

Pathan: apni biwi se :

Tum mein wo maza nahi jo uss mein hai..  

Biwi: kis mein ?    

"Pathan: jo BACHA message parh Raha ha. 

Hahaha  0ye bra mash0r ho gya hy tu.