Wednesday, 15 October 2014

Sheikh K Batay Ka Accident Ho gaya

Sheikh K Batay Ka Accident Ho gaya... 
Doctor: Ap K Betay Ki 2no Tangain Kaatni Parain Gi.  
Sheikh Sar Pakar K Beth Gaya. . . 
Doctor: Hosla Rakhain Janab . . 
Sheikh: Kal E Beghairat Nu Nawi Jutti Le k Diti C..... 
O Wapis V Nai Honi.?

Doctor ne jawab de diya hai

Doctor: 
ap k shohar theek ho skte hain, 
agr ap inka *
 Khayaal rkhain * 
Tenshion na dain * 
Larai na karein * 
Aur inki khidmat karein..  
Shohar: 
kya kaha Doctor ne?  
Wife: kch nhe, 
Doctor ne jawab de diya hai.

Chal jhooti

1girl: 
Main Kal Se college nahi jaon gi
 2girl:Y? 
Kya masla h 1girl: 
Larkay tang krte hain  
2 girl: 
Chal jhooti larkay to hamesha khuli karte hain.. :p  
tum to p0go Laga e lo.

Khane Me Baal

Husband Ghusse Se:  
Yeh Kya hai? 
Khane Me Baal?  
WIFE: Chup Chap Kha lo .  
Raat Ko Sara Jungle Chat Jate ho.  
Aur  Din Me Nakhre Nawabon Wale Krte Ho. :-/ a

2 lakh ka Qarza

1995 me 
1 Indian bank Ne 
Shahrukh Khan
 ko 2 lakh ka Qarza deny se inkar kia,
 2001 Me Shahrukh Khan ne us bank ko khareed liya.  
2004 me American 
bank ne Bill Gates ko Qarza deny se inkar kia,
 2009 me Bill Gates ne wo bank khareed lia.
  Aaj, 09- 06-14  ko "Zong,,  
walon ny muje advance deny sy inkar kia hai. 
    (.'')   
                             <))> Bs huun    /  /    
Wekhho ethay Hounda  ki Aa.......!

Panadol

1 murga dewar pe betha apne malik ko dekh raha tha..  
Malik b0ht bimaar tha..  
Malik ki wife uske side mein bethi aur kaha 
"aap ko buaht tez bukhaar hai, 
Main aap k liye murghay ki yakhni banati hoon"  
Murgha  ghabra kar bola: Krni ty tusi apni marzi a pr ek Vari 
panadol
 de k  Vekh lawo...

Girl to Girl

Girl to Girl. . 
Tum kitni khoob soorat or smart ho.  
2nd Girl: 
Thanx.  
Boy to Boy. 
tum kitne khoob soorat or smart ho.  
2nd Boy: =
Dy Deyo Fer Pen Da Rishta.

BewaFa

DiL to CHahta Hy Dhoky Sy Zehr hi Dy Doon...!    
AaJ SuB BewaFoa'N ki Dawat kar K,, 

Apna Kirdar Bnany Me Itnay Msruf Ho Jao

Apna Kirdar Bnany Me Itnay Msruf Ho Jao
 K 
Dusron Pe Tnqeed Krny Ka Wqt e Na mile..

Pathan: apni biwi se

Pathan: apni biwi se :
Tum mein wo maza nahi jo uss mein hai..  
Biwi: kis mein ?    
"Pathan: jo BACHA message parh Raha ha. 
Hahaha  0ye bra mash0r ho gya hy tu.

Baba g Baba

1 baba XXX film dekh k zor zor se hath kursi pe marny lga
 Lrka: Kya hoa Baba g  Baba: 
Hona lun a 15 sal bad aj mushkil nal lun uthya a ty 
 Hath So gya a :XD>:-(

TRUE FACT

TRUE FACT "  
Dunya ki Best "MAA" To Hr Betay k Pas Hoti Hy.. . 
 Lekin  .
 Dunya ki  "Best BiWi"  Pata Nhi Q..!!!  
Parosi k Pas He Q Hoti Hai,

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