Mis Bacha kaise peda hota ha

STUDENT:

Mis Bacha kaise peda hota ha?  

Miss:

 Asman se Pari ati ha 

or 

maa ki godh me rk k chli jati ha
STDNT: 

Mis wo phudi shudi marny wala systm khtm ho gya.? 

Miss:

Twadi maa nu lun,sabak yad kro.. :-O