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Thursday, 6 November 2014
Tuesday, 13 November 2012
I want to show you something
Boy : babe, I want to show you something .
Girl : what is it?!?!?
Boy : but can I show you this in your room ?!?
Girl : okay?!
Boy : can we close the door?!?
Girl : mhmm, okay
Boy : can we close the window ?!?
Girl : okay !!
Boy : can we turn off the lights?!?
Girl : yess....
Boy : grab my hand
Girl : *girl grabs his hand* what is it ?!?
Boy : look at this. my watch glows in the dark!!!!!!!
Saturday, 3 November 2012
Larka or larki
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …
larki to dad
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge.
Aadhi raat ko
Ek larka ,Ek larki
..AHA
Aadhi raat ko
..OHO
Jungle main
..Wah Wah
Jhaari k peche
..OUII
Sab se chup k
..UFF!
Daba Daba k
..HAW!
Aaam Kha rahay they..HAHAHAHA!
Larki or bus
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain…
Larki ka balance
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
Bill dadi dengi
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
Har larki par nazar
Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai
Express news: har larki per nazar;)
Girl friend ka gift
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)
Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT:
Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT:
1. I miss u.
2. Main jhoot nhi bolti.
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon.
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.(Dis line iz 100% true)
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.
7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.
8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.
9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.
10.Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina.
Send to all boys
Lahori Bachi
Girl: Xcuse me brother thats my seat.
Boy: OK but i m not ur brother. My father never touched ur mom
Girl: True, but my father did.
Moral:
Lahori Bachi….
larki me qualities
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
-Garam ho
-Tez ho Meethi ho
-Doodh jyada ho
-5 minute mein taiyyar ho and
-Raat bhar sone na de
Shadi k pehly din
Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My life.
1 mahene bad My wife
1 sal bad Home
2 sal bad Hitler
4 sal bad…Wrong no..
Husband Wife Sms
Wife husband se: Main ghar chor k ja rahi hon.
Husband: jaan choro
Wife: Aap ki ye JAAN kehny ki aadat bhi na… hamesha mjhy rok leti hai !
Dil Ruba
Larka : Dil Ruba !
Larki : Balance bhijwa !
Larka : Paise Nahi
Larki : Kaise Nahi
Larka : Mehangayi Hai !
Larki:
Phir Aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hy.
wo larki sub larkon se
English teacher: “wo larki sub larkon se hans kar bat krti hai”
btao is sentence mai larki kya hai ?
Students:
“sir! larki 2 number hai.
Muje aise propose karo
larki:jan muje aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho
larka:
kamini kutti zaleel i love u, muj se shadi kar k muje tabah kar de manhos mari..
Mere sath chalogi
Larka:Mere sath chalogi
GIRL:Kahan?
Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahn.
GIRL:0K Police station chalte hen.
Larka:Lo dasso G, banda apni Baji naal mazaq vi ni kr skda.
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