Chal jhooti

1girl: 

Main Kal Se college nahi jaon gi

 2girl:Y? 

Kya masla h 1girl: 

Larkay tang krte hain  

2 girl: 

Chal jhooti larkay to hamesha khuli karte hain.. :p  

tum to p0go Laga e lo.

Khane Me Baal

Husband Ghusse Se:  

Yeh Kya hai? 

Khane Me Baal?  

WIFE: Chup Chap Kha lo .  

Raat Ko Sara Jungle Chat Jate ho.  

Aur  Din Me Nakhre Nawabon Wale Krte Ho. :-/ a

Girl to Girl

Girl to Girl. . 

Tum kitni khoob soorat or smart ho.  

2nd Girl: 

Thanx.  

Boy to Boy. 

tum kitne khoob soorat or smart ho.  

2nd Boy: =

Dy Deyo Fer Pen Da Rishta.

Pathan: apni biwi se

Pathan: apni biwi se :

Tum mein wo maza nahi jo uss mein hai..  

Biwi: kis mein ?    

"Pathan: jo BACHA message parh Raha ha. 

Hahaha  0ye bra mash0r ho gya hy tu.

Baba g Baba

1 baba XXX film dekh k zor zor se hath kursi pe marny lga

 Lrka: Kya hoa Baba g  Baba: 

Hona lun a 15 sal bad aj mushkil nal lun uthya a ty 

 Hath So gya a :XD>:-(

Mis Bacha kaise peda hota ha

STUDENT:

Mis Bacha kaise peda hota ha?  

Miss:

 Asman se Pari ati ha 

or 

maa ki godh me rk k chli jati ha
STDNT: 

Mis wo phudi shudi marny wala systm khtm ho gya.? 

Miss:

Twadi maa nu lun,sabak yad kro.. :-O

ye kaali Ghataayen

Shohar: ye kaali Ghataayen  

ye Rim jhim Baarish  

ye thandi thandi Hawaayn  

Bhala keya keh rahi hain...? 

 BV:

 (Muskura Kr) Yahi K       

Aj meri fair Wajni ay

Sher ki Bv ko Bandar Ne Chod Dia

Sher ki Bv ko Bandar Ne Chod Dia

Sher Ne Elan kia k Jisne ye Harkat Ki Hy Me Usay

Jangal ka NAZIM BanauGa

Bandar Ne Gadhay Se Kaha k Tm Kaho k Mene Kia Hy Nazim Ban Jaoge

Gadhay Ne Jb Sher Se Kaha To Sher Ne Gadhy Ko 1 Darakht se Bandh K Sab Janwron ko bari bari Usay chodnay Ko Kaha

Last Me Bandar k Bari i

Wo Jb Gadhay ko Chodne Laga To Gadha Gussay ki waja se Uski Taraf Nahi Dekh Rha Tha

Bandar bola:

bhai ab tu dekhega b nai Nazim jo bangya hy ;-)

Wife: Agr men mar gayi to kitne arse baad shadi kro ge?

Wife:

Agr men mar gayi to kitne

arse baad shadi kro ge?

Husband:

Mehngai ka dor he. Lehaza koshish to yahi hogi k

QULL k sath hi Valima

adjust ho jaye...

STUDENT

 STUDENT:Mis Bacha kaise peda hota ha?  Miss: Asman se Pari ati ha or maa ki godh me rk k chli jati ha  STDNT: Mis wo phudi shudi marny wala systm khtm ho gya.? 

Miss:Twadi maa nu lun,sabak yad kro.. 

:-O

Muskura Kr

Shohar: ye kaali Ghataayen  ye Rim jhim Baarish  ye thandi thandi Hawaayn  Bhala keya keh rahi hain...?  

BV: (Muskura Kr) Yahi K       

Aj meri fair Wajni ay

Humein shaadi ka koi shauk nahi

Humein shaadi ka koi

shauk nahi Kasam s

.

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Yeh to aanay walay

baccho ki zid hai ke

mummy

chahiye....:P

Kuttay k Bachay

Auto Mechanic Under the car.

Chotay … 17 number ka paana dey..

 …………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Kuttay k Bachay …!!

Hath me dey  …!!! 

Happy Anniversary Lover

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover

us ne kaha or dabao

us ne kaha or dabao,

main dabaya,

us ne kaha or dabao,

main ne or dabaya,

us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,

main ne phir dabaya,

us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,

main ne phir dabaya . . . Â

dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

pahlay hat ma lo

pahlay hat ma lo

phir mon mai lo

phir thook lagao

phir sidha karoo

phir sorakh ma daloo

uff..

kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,

aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,

Phele Chota Hota Hai,

Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,

Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,

To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,

Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,

To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,

Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,

Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,

Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

aaj tumhein akeiley mein

aaj tumhein akeiley mein…

le ja kar…

apney hontoon se eik…

k…

ki…

kis..

kiss…

kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…