Showing posts with label AprilFoolquotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AprilFoolquotes. Show all posts

Sunday, 28 October 2012

Kehne Ka Sub Se Behtar Din Konsa Hota Hai


“I LOVE U” Kehne Ka Sub Se Behtar Din Konsa Hota Hai???
Guess?Guess?
Simple1st April Agar Bat Ban Gai To Cool
Warna Keh do BAJI April Fool;-)

Saturday, 14 April 2012

2 all who celebrate april fool

i m sending this fool msg
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2 All Fools
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''APRIL FOOL''

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Short Summary of April Fool

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

This is a VIRUS . . .

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

1st Fool Of 2010

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
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After 2 Days it's 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

after 2 days at saturday.

Plz open this
after 2 days at saturday.
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I know u can't wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance

Friendly reminder for April Fool

Just a friendly reminder -

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

I am your girlfriend is ....

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Someone misses you

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

See the magic

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

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