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Sunday, 28 October 2012
Kehne Ka Sub Se Behtar Din Konsa Hota Hai
“I LOVE U” Kehne Ka Sub Se Behtar Din Konsa Hota Hai???
Guess?Guess?
Simple1st April Agar Bat Ban Gai To Cool
Warna Keh do BAJI April Fool;-)
Saturday, 14 April 2012
2 all who celebrate april fool
i m sending this fool msg
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2 All Fools
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''APRIL FOOL''
Best day to propose a girl
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Plz call me, its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Short Summary of April Fool
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
This is a VIRUS . . .
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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99/100 idiots would try it.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
1st Fool Of 2010
Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
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After 2 Days it's 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
after 2 days at saturday.
Plz open this
after 2 days at saturday.
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I know u can't wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance
Friendly reminder for April Fool
Just a friendly reminder -
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.
I am your girlfriend is ....
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
31st March Or 1st april
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Someone misses you
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
See the magic
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
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